Wow. I'd like to take those wingtip boots out for a nice romantic getaway. My naval boots would be pushing the pedals in the two-seater while the #4 are strapped in beside me. A spirited drive to the Berkshires, nice dinner at a country inn, the works. Strictly platonic, of course.
"I'm going to take those saddles out for a nice seafood dinner and never call @Mrdv again."