A client of mine had a birthday last friday. Her and her husbands birthdays are a week apart, and I forgot whose bday is was so when I saw her, I said "Happy birthday Rich!" (her husbands name) She looked at me awkwardly and said that today was her birthday, her husbands was last week. Strike one. To improve her mood I told her that I'd guess her age- I was positive she was 37-38 so I said "You areeeeeeee... 35?" She looked at me again and said "No, I'm turning 32." Awkward, strike 2 and 3. She said, "Normally you subtract 5 years from the age you think they are." I figured it would be a bad idea to tell her that I already did.
I'm surprised she still trains with me.