or Connect
Styleforum › Forums › General › General Chat › Your most recent awkward moment
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:

Your most recent awkward moment - Page 11

post #151 of 242
I hope you got rid of the golden packaging and didn't leave the bottle in the basement afterwards...
post #152 of 242
Why do straight men need lube? Were you going to do her in the butt?
post #153 of 242
^ Reminds me of that scene in Superbad where Evan brings the condom and a bottle of lube.
post #154 of 242
Quote:
Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC View Post
Why do straight men need lube? Were you going to do her in the butt?

A real gentleman would never talk about matters like this! He'd simply enjoy....
post #155 of 242
I don't trust women to know how to take it in the ass.
post #156 of 242
Quote:
Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC View Post
I don't trust women to know how to take it in the ass.

Why not? They have the same incentives as you do, don't they?
post #157 of 242
Quote:
Originally Posted by dopey View Post
Why not? They have the same incentives as you do, don't they?

A) She probably wouldn't realize that after going to a 6 course meal with her hubby that she shouldn't take it in that hole.
B) Having probably done it a handful of times in their life I'd worry about their "control."
post #158 of 242
Didn't you have to learn those things once, too?
post #159 of 242
Yes and practice makes perfect. So like I said, as a whole I don't trust many women to take it in the butt. While there may be some anal fiends out there, for the most part I'm sure a majority of the female population is an "Anniversary Anal."
post #160 of 242
Quote:
Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC View Post
Yes and practice makes perfect. So like I said, as a whole I don't trust many women to take it in the butt. While there may be some anal fiends out there, for the most part I'm sure a majority of the female population is an "Anniversary Anal." You sound defensive, am I insulting your wife's talent?
You should write titles for porn movies.
post #161 of 242
Quote:
Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC View Post
A) She probably wouldn't realize that after going to a 6 course meal with her hubby that she shouldn't take it in that hole.

Dood,

After a six course meal, who's up to intercourse of any kind? You want heart burn? It's all about a BJ and a Scotch in front of the fireplace.
post #162 of 242
Quote:
Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post
Dood,

After a six course meal, who's up to intercourse of any kind? You want heart burn? It's all about a BJ and a Scotch in front of the fireplace.

This is true. Most of the time we just JO.
post #163 of 242
A client of mine had a birthday last friday. Her and her husbands birthdays are a week apart, and I forgot whose bday is was so when I saw her, I said "Happy birthday Rich!" (her husbands name) She looked at me awkwardly and said that today was her birthday, her husbands was last week. Strike one. To improve her mood I told her that I'd guess her age- I was positive she was 37-38 so I said "You areeeeeeee... 35?" She looked at me again and said "No, I'm turning 32." Awkward, strike 2 and 3. She said, "Normally you subtract 5 years from the age you think they are." I figured it would be a bad idea to tell her that I already did.

I'm surprised she still trains with me.
post #164 of 242
Quote:
Originally Posted by SoCal2NYC View Post
This is true. Most of the time we just JO.
That's some boring shit. Not even a quick rimjob to liven things up?
post #165 of 242
Quote:
Originally Posted by xchen View Post
^ Reminds me of that scene in Superbad where Evan brings the condom and a bottle of lube.

"Ohhh are you going to rip her apart with your fuckin 4 inch dick! We're talkin about 18 yr old high school girls here... they're prime at the pump! These aren't 80 year old grandmas!"
New Posts  All Forums:Forum Nav:
  Return Home
  Back to Forum: General Chat
Styleforum › Forums › General › General Chat › Your most recent awkward moment