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For Sale:
Size 40 Purple Label Jeans -- Finally, an expensive jean for dads!

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WITH
THESE
FIVE
HUNDRED
DOLLAR
PURPLE
LABEL
JEANS,
YOU'LL
NEVER
HAVE
TO
ASK
WHO'S
YOUR
DADDY
AGAIN.





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You. Yes, you. You're a grown-ass man. You're boring. You're responsible. You go to bed early. You probably even have the vague sense that cunnilingus is a B-list pop star. And you dress well. You need expensive clothes, and not just on weekdays. But what are your options? Do you really want fashion jeans, with their tightness and blatant sexuality? Isn't that just a millennial thing?

No worries, bro, Ralph's got you covered!

Made in Italy especially for dads, these jeans will hug you with a special cotton that feels less like denim, and more like heaven.

Tagged size 40 with a 21" waist.

Who's your daddy? I am. I mean, you are. Hell, who knows.

Buy these jeans.




$500

$89 $54 $39.99 SHIPPED DISCREETLY IN A PLAIN BROWN WRAPPER

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Edited by noob in 89 - 10/28/15 at 2:52pm
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