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The View: Nothing predates Jesus in this flat world.

post #1 of 80
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Ok, so this may be completely scripted by ABC as the level of stupidity required for the statements in the following clips is scientifically impossible.

Unregardless.... I caught these clips while reading wwtdd.com and found them to be 100% worthy of SF.

Enjoy!

The world is flat?:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehWv_qlKxSg

No, nothing predated Jesus (Christians), not even Greek religion: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psGLXqW1kUs
post #2 of 80
That's what you get for inviting Artisan Fan to your talk show.
post #3 of 80
Did anybody else notice that Whoopi is just as freaking stupid with her "God created us in the first place" belief.
post #4 of 80
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Originally Posted by iammatt View Post
Did anybody else notice that Whoopi is just as freaking stupid with her "God created us in the first place" belief.
I like her "God sneezed" theory....
post #5 of 80
Fucking yentas.
post #6 of 80
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Fucking yentas.
Lol I love Yiddish.
post #7 of 80
I'd seen the first one before. This was my virgin experience with the second one.

When I'm King of the USA and I institute my "mandatory testing before issuance of a procreation license" policy, I'm showing these clips to silence any opposition from the populace.
post #8 of 80
The best part is...there are, if you take her words @ face value, two alternatives - either she is monumentally stupid, or she is making a complex theological argument. If she believes in a trinitarian God, then such a God, creating all things in the universe, predates everything, and as the Son is a portion of the three-in-one god, the Son, i.e. Jesus, predates the universe.
post #9 of 80
Honestly, almost no amount of stupidity or ignorance really surprises me anymore. She couldn've called the dinosaurs a hoax, and it wouldn't really faze me. A lot of people are just fucking morons.
post #10 of 80
Jesus Christ...is every episode them just talking over each other and trying to get a word in?
post #11 of 80
Also, maybe she thinks that acting stupid will give her some sort of Jessica Simpson appeal.
post #12 of 80
"I'z on a show on ABC...I gotsa worry bout feedin my boo first!"
post #13 of 80
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"I'z on a show on ABC...I gotsa worry bout feedin my boo first!"

Jesus Christ.. That woman in monumentally stupid. And whoopi's "maybe the earth being round is also part of evolutino?" WTF?!?

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Honestly, almost no amount of stupidity or ignorance really surprises me anymore. She couldn've called the dinosaurs a hoax, and it wouldn't really faze me. A lot of people are just fucking morons.
Too bad you're that jaded but it's believable. Sauce, you've got my vote for King of the USA but only under one condition: FLASH MY FRIDAYS!!!
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Originally Posted by Augusto86 View Post
The best part is...there are, if you take her words @ face value, two alternatives - either she is monumentally stupid, or she is making a complex theological argument. If she believes in a trinitarian God, then such a God, creating all things in the universe, predates everything, and as the Son is a portion of the three-in-one god, the Son, i.e. Jesus, predates the universe.

This is exactly what I was thinking! But the complex theological argument possibility fell through when she said, "I don't think there was anything before Christians." Meaning that nothing existed before human beings who believed in Christ. That makes my head hurt, so I'm forced to conclude that she is just catastrophically obtuse.
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