The Noodles
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I believe I wanted to have a chat with you over the phone to settle this.There's another thread for this strange situation again?
Let me clarify a few points - many of which are common sense for most, several of which are written clearly in our terms & conditions (and are as standard as T&C) get :
- Just in case anyone is unclear about this, the suit in question was not an MTM, custom, MTO or even a pre-order. It was simply off the rack and Noodles placed an order for it.
- There is no guarantee of fit with OTR garments! People buy and then need to try them on - then they can determine whether it fits or not.
- We spend A LOT of time taking measurements of garments. We do this to help people figure out their size. Measurements are NOT contractual, of course. They're indicative and there to help narrow down your size. After that, whether a garment fits or not has nothing to do with precise measurements but everything to do with how it fits, looks, feels. We do not sell garments with an accurate measurement warranty! Anyone who has measured two jackets of the same size in the past would know it would be absurd and strictly impossible.
- It is very possible that the suit has different measurements than the other 50R that we measured for the sizing grid - I wouldn't know exactly how different because the suit is not in our possession so I cannot measure it. Whatever those measurements actually are, they are rather meaningless numbers compared to the real life experience of trying it on.
- The onus in on the customer to determine if an item fits. If I was present, I could look at the fit and give my opinion, but when the customer is hundreds of miles away, he needs to put it on and decide if he likes the fit. Isn't this basic common sense?
- Our return policy is clear and reasonable. Some would call it generous. We often go beyond our return policy and accept exchanges and sometimes returns for final sale items. In a word, we work with our customers, we want them to be happy (of very recent memory I can think of several SFers for which we worked to fix issues, e.g. @venividivicibj , @ScottMC , @in stitches ...). But our return policy is very clear that we cannot take returns if the item is altered, worn, used.
- Noodles took receipt of the suit, tried it on, decided he was keeping it and had it altered. Then he wore multiple times, including posting fits in the last couple of weeks in it. We just cannot take this suit back now that he feels that the fit isn't optimal. Whether it looks good on him (many here think that it does) or not is not relevant to the fact that we cannot take back a worn, altered suit because he changed his mind about keeping it.
- I would have absolutely taken the suit back and either exchanged it or refunded Noodles if it was in sellable condition. Not a problem at all - Noodles himself took advantage of our return policy several times, I believe. Including (ironically?) when he first purchased a Formosa suit that was too small for him (48R) and returned it after trying it on.
- Noodles posted a litany of remarks about this suit in the "good natured advice" thread, expressing and implying that he was cheated, misled, even several times using the word "defective". Let's be clear : there is nothing defective about the suit at all - he may not love how it fits him (in which case he should not have tailored it and worn it), it may fit smaller than tagged, but it has no defects.
- I pro-actively reached to Noodles because I felt bad for him making the mistake of altering a suit he wasn't happy with. I offered him to go to his local tailor and have him look at it and that NoMan would pay for the alterations that will make him happy. I thought that was a good (maybe my only possible) resolution to this. He thought so too. He thanked me and went to his tailor. According to Noodles, the tailor said the suit was fine.
- Then Noodles wore it for a couple more weeks, and then PM'd me demanding that I take the jacket back and exchange it for a new one. He mentioned that he would pursue "legal remedies" if I did not comply with his demands. I was (still am) shocked by this behavior. This blackmail public bullying does not sit well with me.
I'm still willing to find some form of resolution here but NoMan acted appropriately and in line with our posted policies at all times. Anything I would do from here on is in good faith and beyond our policies and terms & conditions. I hate having unhappy customers but I also need to be professional and fair about how we run this business, and how we treat all customers equally and in line with our policies.
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