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post #31 of 49
I've fashioned a suction-cup can holder in my shower. Next is a suction-cup mini-bar.
post #32 of 49
I have a shelf in my shower that fits cans well.
post #33 of 49
I'll be completely honest....

....I was just sitting here on the john, beer in hand and finger on the touchpad, when I read this title and thought, "Holy shit, there's a thread just for me!".

Now imagine my disappointment..........at least I still have my Pabst.
post #34 of 49
After a session of pints two summers ago more specifically on the crest of August just before the northern wind funnels the Rhein and gives a chill to the evenings in Köln; I used a bathroom in a pub on the An der Königsbach, where when preparing to seat myself, I slipped on a patron's intimate disregards and be came stuck for nearly half past the hour with my pelvis making a wedge between the toilet facility and wall. It provided a good laugh but only after a portion Branntwein was poured complimentary.
post #35 of 49
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Originally Posted by Roland Loden of Germany View Post
After a session of pints two summers ago more specifically on the crest of August just before the northern wind funnels the Rhein and gives a chill to the evenings in Köln; I used a bathroom in a pub on the An der Königsbach, where when preparing to seat myself, I slipped on a patron's intimate disregards and be came stuck for nearly half past the hour with my pelvis making a wedge between the toilet facility and wall. It provided a good laugh but only after a portion Branntwein was poured complimentary.
L O L
post #36 of 49
There's a scoring system to measure this. Think cricket. Every time you go to the bathroom, that's a wicket. Every standard drink you drink is 10 runs.

So say 2/100 would be 2 toilet breaks for 10 std drinks. Obviously the better the cricket score the bigger your bladder. Or something...
post #37 of 49
Had a cold beer in the shower last night, life really doesn't get any better.
post #38 of 49
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Originally Posted by contactme_11 View Post
Had a cold beer in the shower last night, life really doesn't get any better.

Add a pretty girl and it sure does.

Ah, Mardi Gras.
post #39 of 49
Alcohol inhibits your body's antidiuretic hormone. This plus the added fluids in each beer = lots of urine production. Nothing can prevent it, but drinking a few shots instead of beer would cut down the amount of fluids you're taking in.
post #40 of 49
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Originally Posted by darnelled View Post
Alcohol inhibits your body's antidiuretic hormone. This plus the added fluids in each beer = lots of urine production. Nothing can prevent it, but drinking a few shots instead of beer would cut down the amount of fluids you're taking in.

I would still drink the same amount of beer, but now I would also have a couple of shots in the system to contend with.

Welcome to my Friday night

K
post #41 of 49
There is nothing like a cold beer and a cigarette on the shitter.
post #42 of 49
I've always enjoyed a cigarette after a good shit, but I fear a cigarette WHILE shitting would cause my heart to explode from sheer ecstacy...
post #43 of 49
Now that I no longer smoke, the crapper cigarette is the thing I miss most in this world. You need to give it a try.
post #44 of 49
What about finishing off that nightcap of whiskey/gin/whatever while you're having AIDS (alcohol-induced drippy shits) the morning after? It's so wrong but so right.
post #45 of 49
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Originally Posted by Connemara View Post
What about finishing off that nightcap of whiskey/gin/whatever while you're having AIDS (alcohol-induced drippy shits) the morning after? It's so wrong but so right.

*shudders*
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