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post #1 of 173
11/14/07 at 6:47pm
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From the comments on another thread, seems some of yous guys are regular lotharios. So here's a q for you. You're walking down the street and ahead of you you spot a gorgeous chick. Trouble is she's with a guy and by the way they're goin on it looks like her bf. Undeterred, you follow her into a store where she's browsing. How would you go about picking up this chick? It wouldn't be hard if she were alone. But how do you get around the meathead by her side? Ideas?
post #2 of 173
11/14/07 at 7:34pm
I've no claims to make regarding being a lothario, but anything you try in the situation you describe above would qualify you for a fully justified beating from the 'meathead', and probably a restraining order. In my opinion.
post #3 of 173
11/14/07 at 7:35pm
No doubt.
post #4 of 173
11/14/07 at 7:41pm
Yeah.
post #5 of 173
11/14/07 at 8:01pm
Guys that would try to pick a chick in front of her boyfriend deserve to have their girlfriends cheat on them. Is there no respect for the sanctity of the committed relationship anymore? And would you really want to date the kind of girl that would allow herself to be picked up in that setting?
post #6 of 173
11/14/07 at 8:01pm
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Originally Posted by hamlet View Post
From the comments on another thread, seems some of yous guys are regular lotharios. So here's a q for you. You're walking down the street and ahead of you you spot a gorgeous chick. Trouble is she's with a guy and by the way they're goin on it looks like her bf. Undeterred, you follow her into a store where she's browsing. How would you go about picking up this chick? It wouldn't be hard if she were alone. But how do you get around the meathead by her side? Ideas?

why would you assume her bf is a meathead?

just leave them alone.
post #7 of 173
11/14/07 at 8:06pm
I'm pleasantly surprised by the maturity exhibited so far in the replies to the original question.

No doubt the guy deserves to get
-beat up big time by the boyfriend
-kneed in the groin by the girl
and
-shit on the head by a pigeon.
post #8 of 173
11/14/07 at 8:14pm
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Originally Posted by hamlet View Post
It wouldn't be hard if she were alone.
post #9 of 173
11/14/07 at 8:29pm
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Originally Posted by lee_44106 View Post
I'm pleasantly surprised by the maturity exhibited so far in the replies to the original question. No doubt the guy deserves to get -beat up big time by the boyfriend -kneed in the groin by the girl and -shit on the head by a pigeon.
Its all good advice. Asking an internet forum for ways to bother girls who are clearly attached should provoke strong discouragement. I don't see any of the self styled internet lotharios from 'other threads' coming forth with solid gold pick up techniques either, if that's what the OP was trolling for.
post #10 of 173
11/14/07 at 8:53pm
Wow, my first thoughts echoed in every answer. If there's two things I just can't forgive it's hitting on someone's girlfriend (let alone in front of them!) and your wingman figuring out he's not getting laid so he's going to blow your shot.

Both should be grounds for execution IMO.
post #11 of 173
11/14/07 at 9:19pm
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Originally Posted by hamlet View Post
Ideas?

Well, start by learning kung fu so you don't end up in the hospital...
post #12 of 173
11/15/07 at 12:41am
Approach the guy and tell him that you're surprised he's with a woman now and imply you two met at a sauna then try to kiss him. Then proceed to inform her that you're AC/DC and the best way to get revenge is to have sex with you right now and start removing your pants. This is guaranteed to work as it did in this weird dream I had, although you'd have to replace the boyfriend with my mother and the girlfriend with a giantflurescent moth who quotes Derrida. My analyst is still working on that one but we're making great progress, I'm even of the meds now.

No need to thank me.
post #13 of 173
11/15/07 at 1:06am
shoot the meethead
grab the girl and tie her up
take her home
keep her in locked room

there ya go, you just picked her up.
post #14 of 173
11/15/07 at 1:17am
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Originally Posted by Fuuma View Post
Approach the guy and tell him that you're surprised he's with a woman now and imply you two met at a sauna then try to kiss him. Then proceed to inform her that you're AC/DC and the best way to get revenge is to have sex with you right now and start removing your pants. This is guaranteed to work as it did in this weird dream I had, although you'd have to replace the boyfriend with my mother and the girlfriend with a giantflurescent moth who quotes Derrida. My analyst is still working on that one but we're making great progress, I'm even of the meds now.

No need to thank me.

Shit, and here I was thinking that I was the only one having that dream...

How's your mom doing by the way? Tell her I said hi.
post #15 of 173
11/15/07 at 1:29am
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post
Wow, my first thoughts echoed in every answer. If there's two things I just can't forgive it's hitting on someone's girlfriend (let alone in front of them!) and your wingman figuring out he's not getting laid so he's going to blow your shot. Both should be grounds for execution IMO.
+10000000000 on the 2nd one
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