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Non-Weener Clinging Swim Shorts

post #1 of 16
Thread Starter 
Im going on vacation with my girlfriends family relatively soon, she has younger sisters, and I am looking for a pair of swim shorts that will not display the perfect outline of my penis to her little sisters when I get out of the water. Ideally Im looking for a pair of swim shorts that are relatively short, not AA short, but well above the knee, preferably not a board short, with pockets and most importantly that do not cling to the wang when wet. Does anyone have any suggestions? Its hard to try on a short and imagine how it will react when wet, so I would like suggestions based on experience not just aesthetic. Thanks guys.
post #2 of 16
i usually wear undies underneath my swim shorts. retarded but functional
post #3 of 16
Vilebrequin.
post #4 of 16
Weiner cling is tragic when you are of Asian descent and climbing out of cold water.
post #5 of 16
Simplest answer is J Crew. About as basic as you can get.
post #6 of 16
www.undergear.com There's some shorts with a 5" inseam made from nylon with a normal mesh lining. I have a pair of the 'European Swim Shorts' (I think they're called). They're short but not tight on the skin, preventing penile cling.
post #7 of 16
Thread Starter 
Thanks for the suggestions.
The problem with the underwear under the swim shorts is that I usually wear cotton underwear and when they get wet and aren't exposed to sunlight the take a long time to dry. They end up hindering the the drying of the entire shorts resulting in soggy balls.
I definitely like the style of the vilebrequin (how do you say) but they are a bit pricey. I saw them on bluefly for around a hundred, but does anyone know where I might be able to get them even cheaper?
I had a pair of JCrew that I loved, but they unfortunately were horrible weener clingers, and the more i wore them, the more they clung. Maybe they became affectionate towards my weener, I dont know, or it could have been that the fabric broke down and lost rigidity.
Thanks for the suggestion of the undergear, but a little gay for me. And not homosexual gay, but gay like straight guy trying to be sexy but just looking cheesy gay.
post #8 of 16
 You're not really interested in swim shorts, you just want to talk about your weener, don't you?
post #9 of 16
Thread Starter 
In case you didn't notice, I mention my balls also. Really though, this is a serious issue.
post #10 of 16
Yeesh, that undergear site is way too International Male for me, and I like dudes. I got my Vilebrequin new at a thrift store for $8. You should just go J Crew.
post #11 of 16
If you're this concerned just buy a speedo and wear it under trunks. It'll dry plenty fast for you.
post #12 of 16
I wish a phallic looming shadow was a problem for me getting out of the pool. It is only a problem at room temperature.

If the trunks aren't too tight, I don't see this being a problem. Get a thicker fabric too, maybe boarding shorts?
post #13 of 16
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Originally Posted by Dedalus View Post
Weiner cling is tragic when you are of Asian descent and climbing out of cold water.

Did you just tell us that you are an Asian male with a small ding-a-ling?
post #14 of 16
just go buy a pair of some under armour compression shorts and wear that underneath....theyll be like some boxer briefs underneath, except skin tight and dry quicker...
post #15 of 16
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Originally Posted by mke78 View Post
just go buy a pair of some under armour compression shorts and wear that underneath....theyll be like some boxer briefs underneath, except skin tight and dry quicker...

+1

I normally wear random board shorts because i don't really care about fashion when i'm swimming. Underneath i like wearing these underarmour like boxer briefs or trunks that i bought at Target. They're comfortable, give good support and don't get all gross like normal wet boxers. I've even drunk swam in them with some girls after a night at the bars. The girlfriend didn't like that one much
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