I have worked my balls off to be able to give my daughter anything that she desires, only to realize that she wants very little. This child is perfectly content with little toys and games from a dollar store. On top of that, this 6 year old princess told me yesterday that she wants to donate half of her toys to charity. Damn if it didn't bring a year to this cynical bastard's eye. I don't deserve this wonderful child.
the crazy part is that you do.