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FS: NWT Brunello Cuccinelli 100% Cashmere... Jumprope?

post #1 of 18
11/3/07 at 12:53pm
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SOLD! I'm offering this unique item for the man who settles for nothing but the very best. Made by the world-renowned Brunello Cuccinelli from the finest cashmere, this fully-functional jumprope features leather handles. Take it with you on travel, or display it proudly on your mantel or bookshelf or desk -- anyone who notices it will immediately identify you as a man who settles for nothing but the very best. $200 value, yours for only $50 shipped anywhere in the world. Note: This item not affiliated with Playboy in any way, shape or form.
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post #2 of 18
11/3/07 at 1:22pm
How positively absurd
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post #3 of 18
11/3/07 at 1:29pm
^^ my thoughts exactly.

ONLY ON STYLEFORUM!

HAHAHAA..gotta love the backdrop of the movie in the first picture. hilarious!
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post #4 of 18
11/3/07 at 1:46pm
Might be nice for tying up women.
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post #5 of 18
11/3/07 at 1:56pm
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Originally Posted by amerikajinda View Post
Take it with you on travel, or display it proudly on your mantel or bookshelf or desk

But for goodness sake, don't give it to your eight-year-old daughter to jump outside in the muddy yard.
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post #6 of 18
11/3/07 at 1:56pm
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Might be nice for tying up women.

That would be rather sensual...

Hmmm... if nobody buys it...
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post #7 of 18
11/3/07 at 1:59pm
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But for goodness sake, don't give it to your eight-year-old daughter to jump outside in the muddy yard.
Exactly! This is one of those functional works of art (along with aportnoy's shoes) that might be better left on the shelf... I think it would look really good hanging up on the wall of your home gym.
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post #8 of 18
11/3/07 at 2:40pm
Seriously, this is great. No, I will not buy it for $50. However, if no one bites, I will take this for $30 shipped. I will settle for nothing less than the best, at 85% off.
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post #9 of 18
11/3/07 at 5:54pm
This really reminds me of some 80's playboy spread with some chick wearing nothing but red boxing gloves, sweat glistening from her globular flesh.
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post #10 of 18
11/3/07 at 7:04pm
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This really reminds me of some 80's playboy spread with some chick wearing nothing but red boxing gloves, sweat glistening from her globular flesh.

Hell, if he'd got some nipple in there I might have been tempted to buy it, such is the power of the flesh.
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post #11 of 18
11/3/07 at 9:09pm
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Seriously, this is great. No, I will not buy it for $50. However, if no one bites, I will take this for $30 shipped. I will settle for nothing less than the best, at 85% off.

Damn, and I was going to offer $25. It's awesome, but not $50 awesome. I just love the inherent contrariness of it.
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post #12 of 18
11/3/07 at 9:27pm
I've got Brunello Cuccinelli Cashmere toilet tissue.

Great if your a 1 sheet man.

Kind of expensive if you use a lot of sheets.
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post #13 of 18
11/3/07 at 9:59pm
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I just love the inherent contrariness of it.

Well said!
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post #14 of 18
11/3/07 at 11:01pm
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Originally Posted by rnoldh View Post
I've got Brunello Cuccinelli Cashmere toilet tissue.

I was looking at that, but decided to hold off as the package didn't seem to specify if it was flushable...
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post #15 of 18
11/3/07 at 11:29pm
You guys are all behind the times, Kronik already owns one of those.
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