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post #46 of 65
I love that the argument for crapping out your intestinal lining is that a) it feels good, and b) your waist will shrink. How can that make sense to anyone?
post #47 of 65
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Originally Posted by Eason View Post
Ground psyllium husks, when mixed with water solidify into a some nasty gel stuff, that takes the shape of whatever object the husks+water are in when the gel sets. You can try it for yourself with some water and bulk psyllium husks, or you can use metamucil, which is flavored and branded psyllium husks.

I am borderline hypertensive and on a high-fiber diet trying to lower my cholesterol and blood pressure. After eating oatmeal for breakfast daily and and taking psyllium husks in a glass of iced tea several times a day, I can verify that my poop is starting to look like those photos.
post #48 of 65
Having eaten KFC the day before Thanksgiving, and then spending several hours in a highway rest stop the next day while trying to get home, while a large Green-Mile-type-black-man stood outside with a mop, and then having the same feeling for the last month for unexplained reasons, I must say that stool samples, while somewhat unrelated to this thread, are very interesting.

Having had to sample my shit at my Doctor's orders quite frequently recently, as the feeling of urgent poo mixed with bloating and constipation has not subsided since my ill-fated KFC meal, I will tell you that it is very true that garbage in equals garbage out.

Try it at home folks. Sample your poo after a quality home cooked meal. Then sample it after a three course Viet Thai dinner at your local THAI PALACE or THAI PALACE GOLDEN WALL or whatever it is called.

See for yourselves. Just don't keep it in the fridge.
post #49 of 65
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Originally Posted by Brigden View Post
During a recent period of "not feeling regular" I picked up some Metamucil at a local drugstore. I bought the orange-flavoured variety; it tastes like grainy Tang.

The directions suggest starting with a single dose for the first few days, then ramping up to three doses per day. I went straight to three per day and during the initial twenty-four hours nothing happened.

On the second day my bowels unleashed the mother of all food babies (virtually stink free, too). I felt like a million bucks.

Highly recommended.

thank you i need to try this immediately
post #50 of 65
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Originally Posted by tiecollector View Post
I am due for my annual colonic via water hose. It really was amazing how well it worked. I lost a few inches around my waist cuz I was so bloated. You'll feel squeaky clean from the inside out.

I have also done an herbal/fiber cleanse. Get on Colonix (http://drnatura.com/), it is the best out of any of the ones I saw reviewed and I also took it.

It comes with a parasite cleanse too. I swear I used to have a tickling on my cornhole from the wrong side, which could be an indication of worms. After using that "shit" I no longer feel them. I swear that after the first week on this "shit" I saw the worms come out in my poo. It was pretty "bad ass".

You'll get constipated for a few days, followed by the most mind-numbing shit you've ever taken in your entire life. You'll need to flush at least 5 times and refer back to the other thread on how to wipe your ass.

post #51 of 65
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Originally Posted by arnach View Post
Having eaten KFC the day before Thanksgiving, and then spending several hours in a highway rest stop the next day while trying to get home, while a large Green-Mile-type-black-man stood outside with a mop, and then having the same feeling for the last month for unexplained reasons, I must say that stool samples, while somewhat unrelated to this thread, are very interesting.

Having had to sample my shit at my Doctor's orders quite frequently recently, as the feeling of urgent poo mixed with bloating and constipation has not subsided since my ill-fated KFC meal, I will tell you that it is very true that garbage in equals garbage out.

Try it at home folks. Sample your poo after a quality home cooked meal. Then sample it after a three course Viet Thai dinner at your local THAI PALACE or THAI PALACE GOLDEN WALL or whatever it is called.

See for yourselves. Just don't keep it in the fridge.

When yuo say sample your poo, do you mean taste it?
post #52 of 65
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The whole experience has been so rewarding so far, so inspiring and so eye opening.

Big poop FTW.
post #53 of 65
I read this thread while eating some oatmeal.
post #54 of 65
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Originally Posted by tiecollector View Post
I am due for my annual colonic via water hose. It really was amazing how well it worked. I lost a few inches around my waist cuz I was so bloated. You'll feel squeaky clean from the inside out.

I have also done an herbal/fiber cleanse. Get on Colonix (http://drnatura.com/), it is the best out of any of the ones I saw reviewed and I also took it.

It comes with a parasite cleanse too. I swear I used to have a tickling on my cornhole from the wrong side, which could be an indication of worms. After using that "shit" I no longer feel them. I swear that after the first week on this "shit" I saw the worms come out in my poo. It was pretty "bad ass".

You'll get constipated for a few days, followed by the most mind-numbing shit you've ever taken in your entire life. You'll need to flush at least 5 times and refer back to the other thread on how to wipe your ass.

post #55 of 65
I dont think its needed like the celebs who do that shit all the time or that weird ass late night guy who talks about it. But i did it last year for 3 days, shit my fucking brains out. u need to find a few days when ur aint got nothing to do or nowhere to be but i lost something like 8 pounds. Its not like my body suddenly changed and my waist strunk 12 inches but its prob not a bad thing to clean that shit out every few years.

I guess you could say your colon is sorta like your garage, u just keep throwing shit in there and suddenly one day ur like, wtf i gotta clean this shit out.
post #56 of 65
Ha! The original site is down now. Damn, that lends some credibility to the theory, doesn't it!

post #57 of 65
Colon cleansing is to detoxify the system internally in such a fashion that body may contain only a reduced level of toxic substances and bacteria in the body.
post #58 of 65
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Originally Posted by poly800rock View Post
metamucil is amazing.

on the other hand

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I am only 2 days into the program. I just had a big bowel movement and being the scientist I am, I had to look to see what I had voided. WOW was I ever surprised!!! All kinds of unimaginable things were in my stool. Well, I am a biochemist and in my lab I have microscopes and dissecting microscopes so I took the plunge and recovered a lot of the unidentifiable objects. I am making a special trip to the lab today to investigate these items. This product really works. It is the GREATEST!
- Richard Triplett, Ph.D., Biochemist, 8:32 am Dec 19, 2004

LOL . . . Richard Triplett, Ph.D
post #59 of 65
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Originally Posted by HORNS View Post

Aahahaha, I can't stop laughing at this.

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If you can't find Richard then Gary is the guy to see about your Lab Related needs. He can also help some with computer problems.

post #60 of 65
Anyone try the salt water flush? My friends dad is a doctor and I asked him about stuff getting built up in your intestines and colon. He said he didn't believe in most of the colon cleansing products out there and told me to drink half a gallon of water with 2 tablespoons of salt mixed in. Drink it within 15 minutes. I tried it and it made me have to deuce.
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