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post #16 of 65
During a recent period of "not feeling regular" I picked up some Metamucil at a local drugstore. I bought the orange-flavoured variety; it tastes like grainy Tang.

The directions suggest starting with a single dose for the first few days, then ramping up to three doses per day. I went straight to three per day and during the initial twenty-four hours nothing happened.

On the second day my bowels unleashed the mother of all food babies (virtually stink free, too). I felt like a million bucks.

Highly recommended.
post #17 of 65
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Clearly this man is the model of good health:


I hate seeing this man on TV. He's so sleazy.
post #18 of 65
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I hate seeing this man on TV. He's so sleazy.

I know and his sport coats are always 2 sizes too big, which irks me the most.
post #19 of 65
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8uZUDuSWxI

Penn and Teller Bullshit! on it.

Was just about to recommend he watch that before starting any colon cleans system.
post #20 of 65
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Clearly this man is the model of good health:


He looks like a low-rent John Waters.
post #21 of 65
Wow that site is enough to literally scare the crap out of you. anyone use the detox program they sell?
post #22 of 65
Picking up your crap for a Kodak moment is one thing... but putting them around the toilet seat???!!!!
post #23 of 65
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He looks like a low-rent John Waters.

He kind of looks like how I picture Aschenbach near the end of Death in Venice. Perhaps he should stay away from strawberries.
post #24 of 65
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He kind of looks like how I picture Aschenbach near the end of Death in Venice. Perhaps he should stay away from strawberries.
Did you see the Dirk Bogarde film? In the film, Aschenbach dies on the beach with bizarre white makeup and black hair-dye dripping down his face while he convulses in three-parts ecstasy, pain and self-realization.
post #25 of 65
Someone posted this in the "hygiene of taking a dump" thread and I think it's appropriate so I'm cross-posting it here as well (but warning -- not for the faint of heart):

http://www.ratemypoo.com
post #26 of 65
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Originally Posted by dokelroth View Post
Has anybody taken herbal colon cleansing products?

Any of the 'products' or 'procedures' can breed dependency (including over the counter laxatives). Only fiber supplements are safe for long-term use.

Try cutting back on the booze, that really got things moving for me.
post #27 of 65
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I am due for my annual colonic via water hose. It really was amazing how well it worked. I lost a few inches around my waist cuz I was so bloated. You'll feel squeaky clean from the inside out.

I have also done an herbal/fiber cleanse. Get on Colonix (http://drnatura.com/), it is the best out of any of the ones I saw reviewed and I also took it.

It comes with a parasite cleanse too. I swear I used to have a tickling on my cornhole from the wrong side, which could be an indication of worms. After using that "shit" I no longer feel them. I swear that after the first week on this "shit" I saw the worms come out in my poo. It was pretty "bad ass".

You'll get constipated for a few days, followed by the most mind-numbing shit you've ever taken in your entire life. You'll need to flush at least 5 times and refer back to the other thread on how to wipe your ass.

Thanks for sharing.
post #28 of 65
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Clearly this man is the model of good health:


he looks a little like prince, no?
post #29 of 65
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During a recent period of "not feeling regular" I picked up some Metamucil at a local drugstore. I bought the orange-flavoured variety; it tastes like grainy Tang. The directions suggest starting with a single dose for the first few days, then ramping up to three doses per day. I went straight to three per day and during the initial twenty-four hours nothing happened. On the second day my bowels unleashed the mother of all food babies (virtually stink free, too). I felt like a million bucks. Highly recommended.
metamucil is amazing. on the other hand
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I am only 2 days into the program. I just had a big bowel movement and being the scientist I am, I had to look to see what I had voided. WOW was I ever surprised!!! All kinds of unimaginable things were in my stool. Well, I am a biochemist and in my lab I have microscopes and dissecting microscopes so I took the plunge and recovered a lot of the unidentifiable objects. I am making a special trip to the lab today to investigate these items. This product really works. It is the GREATEST! - Richard Triplett, Ph.D., Biochemist, 8:32 am Dec 19, 2004
post #30 of 65
^ And people think Sf'ers are odd for wanting to know what's inside their suit...
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