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post #271 of 371
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This is SF, no research is necessary or even particularly welcomed.

Jon.

That's right, it appears all anyone here really wants is opinionated jabs.
post #272 of 371
Thread Starter 
He's baaaaaaaaaack!
post #273 of 371
late night conversations between the 2 of you must be deep and inspirational. can i trouble you for a copy of the memoirs?
post #274 of 371
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He's baaaaaaaaaack!

I was wondering why this thread was dead. Where was he?
post #275 of 371
^ Winter break?
post #276 of 371
Yeah but winter break ended 2 weeks ago
post #277 of 371
Thread Starter 
Our classes didn't start 'till last Thursday. We were supposed to be back the day before, but he sauntered in at 7 AM on Monday. Today I had to explain why I have speakers for my computer. He was able to come up with one of his golden quotes: "Don't dey jus make tings louder?" I tried explaining how shitty onboard laptop audio is, but he'd understand quantum physics before that.
post #278 of 371
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I am watching the Republican debate and he couldn't name one candidate. He also didn't know "when this President thing is over" (direct quote).
post #279 of 371
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Two real gems today. I went to this climate change symposium and was telling him about it. He literally says, "Where does global warming happen?" I don't think he had heard the term before today. ....... And then, another priceless comment. I'm watching some Animal Planet show called "Dragons: A Fantasy Made Real" or something. They talk about finding a dragon carcass preserved in ice, analyze it, do a lot of CGI about how dragons would've rown up and lived. I shit you not, he thought this was all real. They show some scenes where people are examining a carcass and he goes, "Are dey biologists or sumfin?" I go "...no, they're actors." I can't comprehend how a 21 year old human being is this stupid. I've never seen anything like it.
post #280 of 371
How is it possible that this guy hasn't flunked out or at least been put on academic probation?
post #281 of 371
If he is that much of an offense, you should have requested a new roommate a long time ago. If his father is from Nigeria perhaps he has not been here long enough to be exposed to certain things. The worst thing in the world is to use the lack of ones knowledge or experience to boost our self esteem. Son get a life and finish your education, because in the real world there are always some that are more brilliant than us. The difference in life is how we treat those who are not on our level. This thread needs to close.
post #282 of 371
+1

you nailed it... Conne is just using his roomate to compensate for his own cluelessness...
post #283 of 371
Does he smell better??
post #284 of 371
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Originally Posted by lakewolf View Post
+1

you nailed it... Conne is just using his roomate to compensate for his own cluelessness...

Indeed. I really don't understand why he hasn't moved to another room already.

On a side note: Beethoven's Missa Solemnis is

Jon.
post #285 of 371
I asked this before, but I'm still not sure how you ended up with this guy. You're not a freshman, right? Didn't you have one friend who wanted to live with you?
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