And so, my fellow Americans, this is not just another Clinton scandal about lying under oath, being disbarred, selling million-dollar pardons, or renting the Lincoln bedroom out to billionaire donors!
No, my fellow Americans, this is not just another scandal about sweetheart business deals, $400 haircuts, theft of historical documents from the National Archives, or sexual assaults!
And no, this is not just another scandal about dead ambassadors, ignored pleas for security, and red-herring videos.
This is a scandal that threatens the core of our democracy, and of the existence of the planet.
One Clinton was enough!
The White House is not for sale!
America is not for sale!
and America's security is not for sale!
(c) Lighthouse, 2015
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