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post #61 of 1000
Would you vote for this man?

http://jezebel.com/why-dont-ted-cruzs-clothes-fit-him-1693371534

Just look:

post #62 of 1000
Ted Cruz 2016.

Yes He Can!

Fundamentally detransform America!

Secure the borders, reject amnesty, save the nation.
post #63 of 1000
Thread Starter 

His campaign icon bears a striking resemblance to the ISIS al-Hayat media wing calligraphy. 

 

 

post #64 of 1000
We need less political insider, get things done and more blow it all up and start over.
post #65 of 1000
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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post

John Kerry would not say such a thing because John Kerry is not such a douchebag. 

John Kerry is a giant douchebag, perhaps the biggest douchebag to run for president in my lifetime. And I include Nader in that.

LOLZ.
post #66 of 1000
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Originally Posted by Reggs View Post

Would you vote for this man?

http://jezebel.com/why-dont-ted-cruzs-clothes-fit-him-1693371534

That Jezebel would fit-shame him is pretty priceless.
post #67 of 1000
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post

That Jezebel would fit-shame him is pretty priceless.

That was my immediate reaction.
post #68 of 1000
Thread Starter 

Ted Cruz didn't like how "rock music reacted" to 9/11. So he announced his campaign at Jerry "9/11 was God's Wraith" Falwell's university.

post #69 of 1000
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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post

Zeddonymous ‏@ZeddRebel  8m8 minutes ago

Ted Cruz didn't like how "rock music reacted" to 9/11. So he announced his campaign at Jerry "9/11 was God's Wraith" Falwell's university.

I believe HIV was the "Wrath of God" for teh gheys. As to 9/11 Snopes says:
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And, I know that I'll hear from them for this. But, throwing God out successfully with the help of the federal court system, throwing God out of the public square, out of the schools. The abortionists have got to bear some burden for this because God will not be mocked. And when we destroy 40 million little innocent babies, we make God mad. I really believe that the pagans, and the abortionists, and the feminists, and the gays and the lesbians who are actively trying to make that an alternative lifestyle, the ACLU, People For the American Way - all of them who have tried to secularize America - I point the finger in their face and say "you helped this happen."

You off your game this week, Ethan?
post #70 of 1000
Thread Starter 
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Originally Posted by Piobaire View Post


I believe HIV was the "Wrath of God" for teh gheys. As to 9/11 Snopes says:
You off your game this week, Ethan?


Close enough. Yemen has me all distracted today. 

post #71 of 1000
I'm voting for Ted Cruz.

Eggs, omelet.
post #72 of 1000
If Ted was elected he'd be the right's version of Obama.
post #73 of 1000
Ted is a giant goddamn douchebag. I'd rather vote for an actual used douchebag than him. Like a used bag from Lena Dunham instead of him.
post #74 of 1000
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Originally Posted by Harold falcon View Post

Like a used bag from Lena Dunham instead of him.

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Originally Posted by ethanm View Post

This is about Ted Cruz. 
post #75 of 1000
I hope the Republican primary is as open as it was last time. Let's get like 25 candidates up on stage. I'm hoping for a brokered convention, and with the shorter primary season this year, it will increase the chances.
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