“I Went To Wharton. It Goes Without Saying That You Should Want To F*** Me.” - Page 12

While flipping through the dial a vaguely familiar face made me stop. It was the Dr. Phil Show and this douchebag with his "Wharton degree" was actually on national television. I didn't have the time, or inclination, to see what he was saying, but I can't believe some producer bought his line of bullshit.

It's not a purchase-- just a rental designed for a quick sublet.