Certainly well traveled:
"I am an avid traveler and have been to St. Thomas & St. John, Aruba and Zurich. I have lived in / visited almost every major city in the United States, having seen 38 of the 50 states. "
I fell asleep after seeing "The Business" in quotation marks.... It is funny and also sad that Mensa Head here is trying to prove his worth, yet he is blind to the fact that in the process all he proves is that he is an A-Number one douche bag. (BTW, is he a before model for Rogaine?) (millionare this is one of the funniest threads in a long time, thanks!)
I would make a snide remark about Wharton students right now, but there are some perfectly gentlemanly forum members who attended, or are currently attending. So let's just say that I Am Jack's Total Lack of Surprise right now.