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He bought her dinner, and then she took the leftovers home and fed them to her 6'2", 200 lbs.-of-pure-muscle boyfriend while he pounded her vagina into submission.
omfg Did you write this For the lazy it states: Whether you like it or not, gone are the days of roses, hastily scrawled love poems, and sweet serenades crooned lovingly outside a fair maiden’s window. Today, women may pretend like they want to be courted by a chivalrous gentleman, but in reality the chivalrous man has about as much chance of netting the girl of his dreams as Helen Keller has of winning a darts competition. Women want a good-looking, arrogant asshole to treat them like crap. You may think that’s overly-misogynistic, but it’s a scientifically proven fact* that once a woman finds out you are attracted to her, her level of attraction towards you drops by at least 50%. Chivalry, in all its forms, focuses on the man professing his endless love for the woman whilst doing quasi-romantic deeds - deeds that, today, immediately drive women away. It’s an unfortunate trend, to be sure, but an unavoidable one: the chivalrous romantic can write all the love songs and give all the gifts he wants, but outside circumstances aside (in this case, “outside circumstances” means “money”), the chivalrous man will end up with nothing more than his dick in his hands by the end of the day, while the cocky asshole who lifts weights and/or plays guitar chokes the girl of your dreams to death with his penis.
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So what is the word on the chick JB?
I haven't asked her yet. I will be doing that next period at school, she was away on a school trip to NYC.

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Women want a good-looking, arrogant asshole to treat them like crap. You may think that’s overly-misogynistic, but it’s a scientifically proven fact*
You forgot to copy/paste the reason for the asterisk

JB
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I haven't asked her yet. I will be doing that next period at school, she was away on a school trip to NYC.


You forgot to copy/paste the reason for the asterisk

JB

For the most part this is completely true.
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