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Finally I can find a nice wife.

post #1 of 32
9/21/07 at 5:59am
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http://marryourdaughter.biz/
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post #2 of 32
9/21/07 at 6:01am
Marry Our Daughter is an introduction service assisting those following the Biblical tradition of arranging marriages for their daughters. This sweet 16 is a wild one; the ad is not unlike an ad for an unruly pet: Kristin has a wild streak. She likes parties and has spent more time with boys than we’d have liked her to. We had a family talk and decided that it was time she settled down with a man who could meet her needs and help her fulfill her dreams of being an actor or singer. She’s a bit fiery but worth it. They should call it "Buy Our Bitches".
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post #3 of 32
9/21/07 at 6:14am
Hands off Kristen J.! She's mine. I just hope she didn't pay any heed to the serious talk they had with her.
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post #4 of 32
9/21/07 at 6:34am
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Darnit, theres no list by price option.
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post #5 of 32
9/21/07 at 6:36am
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Originally Posted by Toiletduck View Post
Darnit, theres no list by price option.

I wonder if it's by pound.
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post #6 of 32
9/21/07 at 7:00am
I need the "Lease purchase option"...
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post #7 of 32
9/21/07 at 9:16am
Do they accept paypal?
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post #8 of 32
9/21/07 at 9:40am
I hope ya'll know it's fake. They are collecting the responses to do some sort of expose.
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post #9 of 32
9/21/07 at 11:27am
anyone find toiletduck's avatar to be pretty awesome in this thread?

btw Indian people arrange marriages all the time...
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post #10 of 32
9/21/07 at 1:31pm
Am I the only one who thinks Gabriella M. is a steal at $20000? Let me know when you find a discount code...
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post #11 of 32
9/21/07 at 1:36pm
hahahhaha... this thread is so hilarious!
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post #12 of 32
9/21/07 at 2:00pm
Anyone see anything in the $200-$300 range?
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post #13 of 32
9/21/07 at 2:09pm
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Anyone see anything in the $200-$300 range?

HAHA!!

the parents set the price for these daughters or the girls themselves? lol...oh man i am freaking laughing my b*lls off.
this is a great start to my friday
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post #14 of 32
9/21/07 at 2:11pm
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Do they accept paypal?

just make sure you have a CONFIRMED ADDRESS so they will get seller protection when they ship to you with delivery confirmation!
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post #15 of 32
9/21/07 at 2:23pm
There's some pretty funny ads on there:

Our own Little Mermaid Katie Lynn swims like a fish and isn't happy unless she's getting wet!

Courtney's grandmother married at 13, her mother married at 13, and Courtney has decided she wants to keep the tradition going.
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