So, last year, one of my bigger clients was a platinum sponsor for an outing benefitting the Scottish Rite Hospital.
I was playing on their golf team and the decision was made to wear kilts... A "Kilts for Kids" thing. Our tee off time was 10:30... the problem... I had to be in court that same day at 9:00.
I knew I would not have time to change sooo....
I go off to court in kilt, the socks and tassels... white dress shirt with tie and jacket (have to adhere to decorum after all).
The judge calls our case, gives a perfunctory good morning.. looks up.. looks down.. looks up with his eyes wide open and I greet him with a ...
"Top of the mornin' ye Honor."
Yes.. I prevailed on my motion that day.