Originally Posted by Jenaimarr
- took a piss next to Gilby Clark (guns n roses) at the bathroom at El Torito in Sherman Oaks... i pissed onto my own foot as I looked over and saw him.
Kinda reminded me of this... John Wayne's filmning in some dusty Arizona town. After a long day of shooting, he needs to use the bathroom. He walks into the first saloon in town, approaches the bartender and asks: "You don't have to happen a private bathroom I could use, do you?" The bartender looks at the Hollywood star with a blank face expression, shakes his head and answers, "Nope, sorry. We don't have anything like that here." [add as many saloon visits here as you like, gradually building up to ...] John Wayne barely manages to reach the last saloon and he's gotta go, no matter what. He stumbles up to the bar, and asks the same question again, "Please, Sir, you don't happen to have a private bathroom I could use, do you? Nobody else in this town seems to have one." The bartender replies: "I'm really sorry, we don't have one. But why can't you just use the public one?" John Wayne gives him this no-time-to-explain look and disappears into the bathroom. Two minutes later he emerges, soaked from head to toe. The bartender shakes his head in disbelief and asks: "My God, what happened to you?" John Wayne says: "The same thing that happens to me every damn time I enter a public bathroom. Everyone turns around and says, 'Hey, check it out! It's John Wayne!"