Back in the '70's I had dinner w/ Ted Simmons (Cards catcher -I'm not sure how famous he is/was) after a Mets game against St. Louis. He drank 5 or 6 Michelobs and chainsmoked Tarrytons.
Uma Thurman used to go to our town on Fire Island. I'd see her at the beach and in the general store. Brooke and Andre, before that. Stanley Tucci has been out the last few years.
I've (literally) run into Ethan Hawke while dropping my kids off at school. He was delivering a forgotten lunchbox.
Jimmy Carter was on our flight out of Bozeman after a fishing trip. Seemed like a nice guy, walked through the whole plane shaking hands and talking to fisherman.
Same experience (different flights) w/ Tom Brokaw and Brent Musberger, except they just read up in first class.
I sat next to Chris Noth(? Mr. Big) at my local watering hole. He was getting pretty FU'd and watching NCAA tournament.
Several shared subway rides w/ David Byrne. Also, typical NYC celeb sidewalk sightings.
A friend was in the mensroom at some club or restaurant and heard some crazy shitting/farting sounds accompanied by weird chuckling and snickering from one of the stalls. Big flush, door opened and out walked Jack Nicholson.