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Who said socialists like people? wink.gif

Very true for Monsieur Mitterand...

The guy was wearing Cifonelli suits and was acting like a king and people used to call him Tonton Mitterand..

Fuck him..
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My problem fits here well enough. So I'm about 75% sure I work with a woman I've seen in porn before. I haven't a damn clue where exactly (who keeps track of that shit?) She fits the profile, blonde, nice bod but not in an athletic way, torpedo breasts, donkey ass, and a raspy loud voice that is still feminine. She is a bartender, which seems to be a career a former adult actress would end up doing. How do I broach the subject? I already asked her if she acted, because her face looked familiar. She was flattered, but didn't know I meant I saw her being face fucked by two veiny black rods.
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Margaret Carlson rode my bus this morning.
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^^ Two black rods, you say? Hmm..I'd have an easier time picking those two penii out of a line up than your dime a dozen blonde.
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Recently I witnessed a woman have an unexpected encounter with the celebrity named Ralph Fiennes. At least she thought she was encountering Ralph Fiennes. In reality she was encountering me.
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^ Are you Joseph Fiennes?
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Originally Posted by Ambulance Chaser View Post

Margaret Carlson rode my bus this morning.

Who the fuck is thiat?!?!11 confused.gif
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Originally Posted by patrickBOOTH View Post

Who the fuck is thiat?!?!11 confused.gif

From her Wiki page:
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Miss Carlson is an accomplished cook, baker, a serious home handyman, and amateur home improvement contractor. She has one daughter and lives in Washington, D.C.
post #1884 of 2433
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Who the fuck is thiat?!?!11 confused.gif

She is a newspaper columnist who had a crush on Fred Thompson at one time, but I don't think he ever had the same kind of feelings for her.

And no, Neo, I'm not Joseph Fiennes. I had to go onto the World Wide Web to see who that was, though, and to confirm that it wasn't maybe an alternate name for me.
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I met Larry The Cable Guy when I delivered catering to his dressing room at the State Theatre in New Brunswick, NJ. I realize that this doesn't exactly fall under the category of "unexpected," as I knew beforehand that he would be there, but it's the only time in my life I can actually recall interacting with a celebrity. Shit comedian, nice guy. On a seperate occasion, I was delivering next door to the George Street Playhouse and I caught a quick glimpse of David Hyde Pierce. I was going to speak to him, but before I could think of anything clever to say, he vanished - like Batman. When I was eight years old I watched my mother meet Steve Van Zandt from the E Street Band at what was then a Nobody Beats The Wiz in Holmdel, NJ. I didn't know who he was at the time so I didn't give a shit. He actually walks around in public wearing the same kind of clothes he does when he's performing. Doesn't translate well from the stage to everyday life.

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I saw Kiernan Culcan holding a bunch of Trader Joe's bags the other day.
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Who?
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I saw Minnie Driver recently, Maggie Gyllenhal, and Jake Gyllenhal as well.
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Is Minnie Driver's head as big as Family Guy told me it was?

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Originally Posted by Neo_Version 7 View Post

Who?

Kieran Culkin, I believe, brother to Macaulay.
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