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post #16 of 155
9/3/07 at 5:55am
Connemara, I now have an image in my head of you sneaking into hot sorority girls' closets and knocking furtively on their Uggs.
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post #17 of 155
9/3/07 at 12:31pm
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Connemara, I now have an image in my head of you sneaking into hot sorority girls' closets and knocking furtively on their Uggs.

I like to play with their stilettos.

My ex-roommate, who is probably the gayest man in the world, wears Uggs.
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post #18 of 155
9/3/07 at 12:36pm
In light of recent evidence, they definitely think you're gay.
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post #19 of 155
9/3/07 at 2:21pm
If you are not having sex with them (edit: and have not had sex with them) then yes it means that they think you are gay. Are you Gay? If you are it makes this a non-issue, if you are not then it is this namby pamby ambiguous attitude that has caused them to peg you as being the kind of guy that is really in to pegs if you get my drift.
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post #20 of 155
9/4/07 at 1:18pm
I believe the proposed "honor" they wish to bestow upon you could be translated to: "least dangerous male". You can decide if that's a moniker you wish to wear.
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post #21 of 155
9/4/07 at 1:37pm
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I believe the proposed "honor" they wish to bestow upon you could be translated to: "least dangerous male".

You can decide if that's a moniker you wish to wear.

My thoughts exactly.
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post #22 of 155
9/4/07 at 1:46pm
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I believe the proposed "honor" they wish to bestow upon you could be translated to: "least dangerous male".

You can decide if that's a moniker you wish to wear.

+1. In the terminology of one of my college roommates, you are officially, without a doubt, a Non-Threatening Male Friend. They consider you a functionally sexless creature with enough surface similarity to a man to flatter their egos when you dote on them, but not enough to actually feel that you are a sexual "threat" in any way. If you were hoping to sleep with any of them, you are in the lowest possible place on the totem pole--men they actively revile have a better shot with them than you do at this point.
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post #23 of 155
9/4/07 at 1:52pm
Conne, the good news is that the prestige of being in a sorority will allow you to land that hot hunk whom you've been lusting after. You guys can go for a "ride".
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post #24 of 155
9/4/07 at 2:21pm
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I believe the proposed "honor" they wish to bestow upon you could be translated to: "least dangerous male".

You can decide if that's a moniker you wish to wear.

Yep. I see pillow fights in your future, and that might all the action you're likely to see with these girls.

Aside: How does a guy drink Scotch and still remain on the LDM list?
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post #25 of 155
9/4/07 at 2:22pm
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My ex-roommate, who is probably the gayest man in the world, wears Uggs.

You call the stud you shared a bedroom with all semester your ex-roommate? That's so cold. Somehere, some Ugg-clad gayboy is cranking Alanis Morrisette and tearing up pictures of you.
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post #26 of 155
9/4/07 at 4:30pm
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You call the stud you shared a bedroom with all semester your ex-roommate? That's so cold. Somehere, some Ugg-clad gayboy is cranking Alanis Morrisette and tearing up pictures of you.

And at the same time, deeply inhaling the pillow they shared to squeeze out those last bits of essence of Conne.
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post #27 of 155
9/4/07 at 5:05pm
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I've knocked some of their boots. So am I in the clear?

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I never said I had sex with them.

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knock their boots doesn't mean shined their shoes, okay?

In that case, you're fucked.

...........Well, I guess you're not.
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post #28 of 155
9/4/07 at 5:08pm
Dancing with you to Tina Turner and making you an honorary "sweetheart"?

This is a true embarrassment of riches.
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post #29 of 155
9/4/07 at 5:15pm
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In light of recent evidence, they definitely think you're gay.

+1. Sorry dude.

Jon.

Upon further thought, you should get one of them drunk and fuck the living daylights out of her. That should help. If she’s completely drunk out of her mind and won’t fuck you: then you truly are gay.
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post #30 of 155
9/4/07 at 5:38pm
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Upon further thought, you should get one of them drunk and fuck the living daylights out of her. That should help. If she's completely drunk out of her mind and won't fuck you: then you truly are gay.

I thought that sort of privilege was reserved for frat boys. Connie's lack of success would only indicate that he wasn't wearing the right uniform.
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