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Assaulted, for fast food

post #1 of 12
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Have you ever, been assaulted, over fast food ? I ask because last, night after 3 Astoria Car Bombs I, went for a chained fast food , establishment which, usual I don't frequent.

There, 1 XL lady said, I cut for the line and, she began to make, an assault to my, face which, my only reaction was, to make a spin, as a move from, the Weejun scuffle then, I fled like a grease bun, into the shadow, of Ditmars .Blvd

I never knew that , a passion could be rubbed so deep over, a French fry and, bacon burger, but perhaps others here, have an experience that, gives confirmation to, this assulting situation .
post #2 of 12
Vaclav,

It was not chained fast food, but one night, after the clubbs, I saw a bitter skirmish, in the front of the schwarma kart. Again, there were XLs, involved over a (mis?)perceived cut, of the lines.
post #3 of 12
After a night of drinking with TS and J, I had a friend drive me to Jack in the Box around the U-District. That particular location has two entrances to the drive thru and I guess some girls cut in front of some drunk/high guys and they got out of the car and started yelling at the girls. One of my buddies (who was drunk) attempted to get out of the car to kick some ass, but security ended up getting on the guys who were messin with the chicks before my friend got out. Also I recall XLs being rather irate with me and some friends (or as I put it "A car full of two chicks" it was a sedan) when we were cruising the streets one night. I threw a Dick's Whammy cheese burger at their car to make them go away.
post #4 of 12
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I threw a Dick's Whammy cheese burger at their car to make them go away.

You have assaulted, with fast food?
post #5 of 12
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Originally Posted by JBZ View Post
You have assaulted, with fast food?

Isn't it, self defense by, a cheese burger ?
post #6 of 12
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Originally Posted by romafan View Post
Vaclav,

It was not chained fast food, but one night, after the clubbs, I saw a bitter skirmish, in the front of the schwarma kart. Again, there were XLs, involved over a (mis?)perceived cut, of the lines.


Roma,


I hope no 1, was penetrated by, a kabob, strick .
post #7 of 12
The fact, that, people reply, to his, posts. Amazes, me
post #8 of 12
Nope, but those are funny stories
post #9 of 12
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Originally Posted by contactme_11 View Post
The fact, that, people reply, to his, posts. Amazes, me



You never , got bitten for a, tasty wing ?
post #10 of 12
XLs are always, possessed of the, nasty temper.
post #11 of 12
Why, are, we, talking, like, this? I remember going to El Polo Loco a long time ago and confronting an XL women who attempted to cut in front of me.
post #12 of 12
To avoid, being assaulted by, Fast Food, never to be, cutting in the, front of an XL while, patronizing the Fast Food establishments which you, frequent because a hungry, XL is an angry, XL and they be always, hungry but should you, find yourself, attacked at a Mickey, D's near a High, School on a Friday, night after a , football game, for example, never fear because you will, be saved by the, Rent-a-Cop.
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