Originally Posted by RJman
Yes, but you guys are all a bunch of shallow sprout-eating crystal-gazing aura-healing Walker-Lindhing types.
Originally Posted by Saucemaster
HERE IT COMES. Best way to get an East Coast native going is to talk about how great Cali is. I have learned this from experience.
I wasn't even talking about how great Cali is. I did not mention that it smells like trees and nature and not like a rotting hot dog cart. I never mentioned that we are not subject to the disgusting humidity and brutal cold of the East Coast, not that we have not made it a statewide policy to leave large pieces of sheetmetal in the streets to eat up my nice shoes. We also have found some way to avoid the disgusting spray of cars driving by on a rainy day. You know, somebody recently tried to explain to me that the views in New York were better than those in San Francisco. That shows how demented and myopic East Coasters really are. That and the crazy idea that somehow NY women are more attractive than those in California. I suppose that is why they write those songs about NY Girls. Finally, and just because he has been gone so long: Just ask the
dude, New York
thinks it is better than it is
, but everybody is trying to get to
California, not Joisey
. Odoreater, you are welcome to sleep on my couch, but only after that east coast smell is off of ya.