In the "near misses" category, I was at this job I had no intention of keeping and left for my lunch break to go walk around. At the time I was broke/bored as hell, wandered to the hotel across the street and started poking around for my own amusement. I noticed a room service guy going in and out of rooms, and his service cart kept filling up with unopened prepackaged food. I followed him for a few floors, pretending to fiddle with ice machines or Coke vending machines or whatever was at hand, all the while creeping the food when he would go into rooms. Once I'd had my fill, I found roof access to the building and looked around for a bit. From there, I went up the street to the mostly-abandoned urban shopping mall. This was once a nice place, full of key flagship stores and brimming with customers, but now most of the storefronts are either vacant or contain businesses that are either sketchy as hell (get your airbrushed "TRAP OR DIE" T-shirt here!) or look like sets from California Dreams or something. The place was nearly deserted. As I was walking around taking in the decay, a tall businessman on some sort of amphetamines and his squat, overeager friend approached me. "YOU." Me? "YOU'RE THAT GUY. I'VE SEEN YOU AROUND." Pretty sure that I was not that guy, and that he had not seen me around, I began to make my exit. It was at this point that I was offered $150 to fuck this guy's wife, presumably while he watched. I politely declined and made my way up the street to fall asleep in the abandoned church adjacent the hotel.