did anyone mention tussin yet? mo' tussin!
my freshman yr in college there was this obnoxious guy in my dorm who was one of those attention-seeking drunks. you know, the guys that have a beer and then make a point of telling everyone how drunk they are. so one night this guy was drinking tussin to get drunk and started bouncing off the walls, uttering jibberish that amounted to, "hey everyone look at me i'm drunk from tussin on a school night!"
my friends decided to tell the RA out of deep concern
that this guy was drunk from some weird medicinal drink and acting very strange. of course the RA freaked out and called 911 immediately. the paramedics dragged the poor kid away as he was screaming, "wait no, i'm not really that drunk. nooooooo!" when he came back a few hours later, his mouth was all black because the hospital made him eat charcoal and pumped his stomach.
it was awesome.
my freshman yr in college there was this obnoxious guy in my dorm who was one of those attention-seeking drunks. you know, the guys that have a beer and then make a point of telling everyone how drunk they are. so one night this guy was drinking tussin to get drunk and started bouncing off the walls, uttering jibberish that amounted to, "hey everyone look at me i'm drunk from tussin on a school night!"
my friends decided to tell the RA out of deep concern
that this guy was drunk from some weird medicinal drink and acting very strange. of course the RA freaked out and called 911 immediately. the paramedics dragged the poor kid away as he was screaming, "wait no, i'm not really that drunk. nooooooo!" when he came back a few hours later, his mouth was all black because the hospital made him eat charcoal and pumped his stomach.it was awesome.
, but very funny 
