Absolut = I'd rather drink brake fluid

Stoli = near peasant swill
Grey Goose = they musta filtered the living piss out of that spirit
insert_the_name_of_polish_vodka_here =

Yuri Dolgoruki = superb when brought in directly from Moscow. Vomit inducer after purchased locally
Karahunj ( Armenian mulberry vodka ) = now that would make your toes curl

Russian Standard = comes in 3 grades. Not sure which one is imported here. On my to-be-explored list.
Finlandia = square deal for your $
Smirnoff = acceptable choice for a starving student