WTB: boring polo shirts in sz S, dark minimal jeans 29/30.

Help me erode my concept of self by eliminating certain aspects of visual flair from my wardrobe. If you have plain polo shirts or other minimal shirtings in about a size small and would like to help me commit image suicide, do holla. I'll consider anything from H&M/American Apparel type stuff to higher end stuff. I prefer jersey-type materials to pique, but I'll take a look at whatever. I'm also very interested in a pair of extremely dark blue, black, or blue-black jeans in about a 29-30" waist. Minimal details, lower rise, prefer button-fly, slim body fit but none of the severe tapered shit. My inseam's about 32". I don't care about new/used/etc. on any of this, mind you. Let me know if you have things you'd like me to look at. I'd consider trades for various things I've got floating around, too.