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vaclava krishna 
Which do you prefer, when posting on, the internet ?
The colognes, being expensive, only see the light, of day when, do I do, the same.
(This reminds me of the episode of The Office where Michael is talking to Jan, his boss/girlfriend, and she says something to him, and he tries to be romantic in return, but ends up saying something like, "as do I" and it comes off as rather stilted and affected.)
(can't find that quote so I'm quoting other memorable lines instead)
Jan: Michael, come over after work tonight. I miss your…body.
Michael: I dunno. I feel…I drive a lot. I’m spending a fortune on gas…
Jan: I’ll give you $200. If I get up before you I’ll leave it on the dresser.
Michael: I dunno…that makes me kind of uncomfortable…
Jan: $300?
Michael: I…well…I dunno…
Jan: Whatever, just let my assistant know if you’re coming over so he can get more Vodka. Hunter, are you on?
Hunter: You got it Jan!
David (the CFO): Jan, glad you could make it…
Jan: Oh, of course, of course David. Do you remember Michael Scott from Scranton branch?
David Of course I do. How are you Michael?
Michael: Jan and I are lovers. It feels so good to finally say that out loud.
Michael: Will her highness, Jan Levinson Gould, be descending from her corporate throne this evening to visit us lowly serfs here at Dunder Mifflin Scranton?
Jan: It’s a 2 ½ hour drive from New York Michael.
Michael: Well, you could take the bus. You could work on the way here. Sleep on the way home.
Jan: No.
Michael: Comon’ Jan this is important. I mean this is validation to my employees here that you and corporate approve of this…
Jan: We don’t approve of this Michael. You only have the budget for one office party a year. So we’re not paying for this.
Michael keeps arguing with Jan…
Michael: Comon’ Jan! You’re dropping an A-bomb on me here!
Jan: Really? I’m dropping an atomic bomb on you? You already had a party on May 5th for no reason…
Michael: No reason? It was the 05-05-05 party! It happens once every billion years!
Jan: And you also had a luau and you had a tsunami relief fundraiser that somehow lost money…
Michael: Our first fight. If this is about what happened in the bathroom there was no place to cuddle...
Jan: I feel sick.
Michael: You didn't have any of the potato salad did you?