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post #16 of 68
8/6/07 at 12:34pm
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All this time, I've skimmed over your name and remembered it as American kid ninja.
Equally accurate.
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post #17 of 68
8/6/07 at 1:11pm
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I had to wrestle with this bro named Lucas NAKED while wearing a tie

I see now where the interest on those ties come from...
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post #18 of 68
8/6/07 at 1:50pm
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All this time, I've skimmed over your name and remembered it as American kid ninja. Sorry, but congrats on beating me for some FRAT-TASTIC ties!!!!!!!! eNGLISH BABES ARE UGLY!!!!

Haha! I'm not beating you by much! My limit is $11 so you're only down 50 cents!

Ah yes, "Amerikajinda"... the translation is "Oh look, an American!" (Amerika = America, jin = person, da = is) -- and it's an expression sometimes used by Japanese people when they see an American in an unlikely situation, such as in the rural countryside of Japan, riding by on his bicycle... Japanese people might say to each other, upon seeing this American, "Ah! Amerikajinda!!!"
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post #19 of 68
8/6/07 at 2:37pm
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SIZE: WAIST = 33 INCHES, LENGTH = 30 INCHES, RISE = 12 INCHES (HOLY HELL ARE THOSE NICE SIZES OR WHAT??)
Yes, they are, my friend. Yes, they are.
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post #20 of 68
8/6/07 at 6:13pm
anyone check the added info? apparently he hates dartmouth
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post #21 of 68
8/6/07 at 6:32pm
I think that was ed's joke.
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post #22 of 68
8/6/07 at 6:40pm
I just love this description of one of the ties, "GOOD but not like REALLY good."
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post #23 of 68
8/6/07 at 6:43pm
I think he was channeling George Carlin's Rufus when calls the condition of a tie "Most Excellent." Added update:
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On Aug-06-07 at 10:53:33 PDT, seller added the following information: ALLOW ME TO REITERATE MY ANGER.. IF YOU GO TO DARTMOUTH KEEP YOUR FILTHY BID BUTTON OFF MY TIES HOLY SHIT....
I think now's the time to let him know your TRUE alma mater, amerika....
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post #24 of 68
8/6/07 at 7:04pm
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Originally Posted by whodini View Post
I think he was channeling George Carlin's Rufus when calls the condition of a tie "Most Excellent."

Added update:

I think now's the time to let him know your TRUE alma mater, amerika....

OH crap, he's on to me!
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post #25 of 68
8/6/07 at 7:06pm
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On Aug-06-07 at 10:53:33 PDT, seller added the following information:

ALLOW ME TO REITERATE MY ANGER.. IF YOU GO TO DARTMOUTH KEEP YOUR FILTHY BID BUTTON OFF MY TIES HOLY SHIT....


ROFL
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post #26 of 68
8/6/07 at 7:33pm
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Originally Posted by FLMountainMan View Post
Bid $10.00, still outbid. The kid ninja strikes again.

I see you're back in the saddle!

This is funny: "MADE IN ITALY (HOLY SHIT!)"
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post #27 of 68
8/6/07 at 7:45pm
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Originally Posted by edmorel View Post
I'd buy them, but I went to Dartmouth

From the sellers ad:

"THANKS FOR LOOKING! DON'T GO TO DARTMOUTH THEY'RE PRICKS!"

And this:

"IMPORTANT UPDATE (AUGUST 6) - SO SOME LOSER JUST MESSAGED ME AND WAS LIKE "YO I GO TO DARTMOUTH AND I'M PLEDGING TO KAPPA KAPPA KAPPA NEXT YEAR. ANYWAY NICE TIES, BRO". EXCUSE ME? I EAT KAPPAS FOR BREAKFAST. ALSO YALE TOTALLY KICKS DARTMOUTH'S ASS IN FOOTBALL EACH YEAR EVERY YEAR FOR THE LAST 500 YEARS. NEW RULE - DARTMOUTH KIDS ARE NOT ALLOWED TO BID. HOW WILL I KNOW IF YOU GO TO DARTMOUTH? IF YOU'RE PAYPAL PAYMENT HAS VERMONT MAPLE SYRUP STAINS ALL OVER IT AND "I LOVE DANIEL WEBSTER CUZ HE WENT TO MY SCHOOL" IN THAT ANNOYING "SPECIAL INSTRUCTIONS TO THE SELLER" BOX. GOD I HATE DARTMOUTH. "WE HAVE A MEDICAL SCHOOL BUT WE'RE JUST A LITTLE COLLEGE BOO HOO". DON'T GET ME STARTED...

TO EVERYONE ELSE: keep ruling."

And this:

"ALLOW ME TO REITERATE MY ANGER.. IF YOU GO TO DARTMOUTH KEEP YOUR FILTHY BID BUTTON OFF MY TIES HOLY SHIT...."

If this kid is an example of the typical Yale student of today then the Ivy league is not what it once was. I guess this "Yalie" needs the $15 or so that these decidedly average ties will sell for.

BTW: I wonder what kind of dealership his dad owns?
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post #28 of 68
8/6/07 at 8:44pm
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post #29 of 68
8/6/07 at 9:05pm
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From the sellers ad: "IF YOU'RE PAYPAL PAYMENT HAS VERMONT MAPLE SYRUP STAINS ALL OVER IT..." If this kid is an example of the typical Yale student of today then the Ivy league is not what it once was.
I seriously doubt anybody admitted to Yale would ever make such an egregious grammatical mistake (using "you're" instead of "your").
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post #30 of 68
8/6/07 at 9:07pm
It's a joke, guys... and a fuckin hilarious one at that.
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