What do I order at a bar if I can't drink? - Page 3

Order whatever the hell you like the taste of.

Because bars are places where you go to drink alcohol... someone who goes to a bar and doesn't drink alcohol is either too young, the designated driver, or is just there to score on chicks. It makes the ladies less intimidated if you say... 'I'm the designated driver' than... 'oh I don't drink, I just come to the bars to meet people.'

I only go to salsa clubs anymore. A lot of people don't drink at them. I usually order bottled water. I tip well though. The bottle is $3 but I always pay $5.