Originally Posted by naaaaate
He's like how Yohji would dress if Yohji was forced to assemble a wardrobe at Nieman Marcus. The logical part of me tells me he just has money he doesn't know what to do with but the imaginitive part of me pictures him as a true fuckin' baller who buys expensive overpriced shit around specifically the wrong size on purpose like he's trolling the entire fashion world just because he can and that's the explaination I choose to believe.
I toyed with that theory for a while, but I decided to believe that he was the recently-ruined scion of some old industrial-age family. When he was fat and living the high life, he had a huge wardrobe, and a collection of exotic pets whose hides he used to make his boots and belts once they began to bore him. But now he's been cut off, the money's dried up, he's eating ramen two meals a day, and physical labor has made him a leaner, meaner shadow of his former self. He posts pictures of himself in his now-oversized luxury clothing every day in a vain bid to recapture some of his former swagger, but even he's aware of the sad irony involved in the attempt. Unfortunately, it's a compulsion he can't control.