Because all that's notable today are my glasses. I got them today, and like an idiot I'm not even sure if they fit me properly.
Alain Mikli glasses.
Tommy Hilfiger shirt.
J.Crew belt. (invisible)
APC New Standard jeans. (invisible)
Off-brand office chair. (slightly visible)
I think you can also see my abandoned Lego mech-alike thing that I built a year ago and never quite bothered to complete.
Then again, maybe my abundance of hair will disguise my poor sense of glasses-fit-technique.
How self-aware are you? I'm not trying to be mean, but trying to help you.