My partner insisted that we have a 'relaxing' holiday!
So, I find myself in a large home in the English countryside, so far, in just under 6 days, I have done the following:
- Watched Casino Royal three times
- Watched 'The Good Life' twice
- Watched 'Never say Never' once
- Got totally sloshed on Gin twice, and wine once
- Stared at empty roads, and trees
- Shagged, untill it hurts
Tonight we went to a Chinese restaurant, although the place looked quite nice, the food was like a bad takeaway from the wrong side of Hackney. Also, we were the only two people dining in the restaurant.
On our way back, while we were driving, I noticed that, the streets were free of people walking (I think I saw 3 whole humans on a 7 mile drive), and there were very few cars. Also, every single house had no lights on, and no sign of human actvity inside. I just cannot help but wonder what the locals do in the evenings/weekends....
I cannot understand
a. What people in the countryside do.
b. Where they have all gone.
c. What I should do to pass my time.
I have asked my girlfriend if we can go back to London earlier than planned, but she violently refuses.
So, I find myself in a large home in the English countryside, so far, in just under 6 days, I have done the following:
- Watched Casino Royal three times
- Watched 'The Good Life' twice
- Watched 'Never say Never' once
- Got totally sloshed on Gin twice, and wine once
- Stared at empty roads, and trees
- Shagged, untill it hurts
Tonight we went to a Chinese restaurant, although the place looked quite nice, the food was like a bad takeaway from the wrong side of Hackney. Also, we were the only two people dining in the restaurant.
On our way back, while we were driving, I noticed that, the streets were free of people walking (I think I saw 3 whole humans on a 7 mile drive), and there were very few cars. Also, every single house had no lights on, and no sign of human actvity inside. I just cannot help but wonder what the locals do in the evenings/weekends....
I cannot understand
a. What people in the countryside do.
b. Where they have all gone.
c. What I should do to pass my time.
I have asked my girlfriend if we can go back to London earlier than planned, but she violently refuses.
