Something for guys with too much time in the morning to do.

It is just the process some go through to shave. For some it is a can of Edge shave gel and Mach 3 in the shower. For me it is shave soaps/creams, badger brush, DE, shave oil, hot towels, after shave astringent, and aftershave.
Most people with "regimens" take shaving as more a hobby or way to relax than a means to an end.