Actually yes (another easy opening for a lame GQGeek joke), I've been to gay bars and the like. I guess I can see the part about wanting to avoid last nights lay, that is the case for both homo or hetero.
Yes, and imagine being stuck on a cruise ship with all of those men, and having nowhere to go. I also have immeasurable disdain towards a lot of the DC gays. I still can't get over this hot guy, who looked like fucking Jude Law, who hit on me back in January. The exchange was basically:
Him: Hey, you're hot.
Me: Thanks, so are you. Anyone ever tell you you look like Jude Law?
Him: You wanna have sex?
Me: How about a date first?
Him: Some even lamer version of the standard "Talk to the hand."