The charcoal RLBL meets the ass-crack criteria, and in my opinion looks pretty decent IRL. That photo was taken from a low angle so the perspective is distorted. I'll probably keep it, to be honest.
Having said that, I agree that a longer jacket looks better on someone with my body type. Perhaps not quite as long as Andy's jackets, but as you say, it works for him.
Edited by Michael81 - 8/30/16 at 1:35pm