So I have my excuse to not diet and exercise to much then, Thank You Sir :)
You can easily scavenge one from the cliff base along the Croatian coastal road. You'll have to hose the dead hippies out though.
Nah, man, the Dude abides.
'Course, have an actual dude wearing a robe all the time and living on my couch was less entertaining.
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