I see the legend in his own mind has taken down his pics.
Guys giving me a hard time at work because I wear suits all the time - Page 2
Oh I'm convinced, it's others who need convincing.
Have you ever flown business class?
+1 to what Balfour says, and also remember to never speak in the workplace to give yourself an air of stoicism, and if confronted about your demeanor or dress immediately burst into tears to trick others into thinking you're weak before attempting to roundhouse kick them. All the ladies will instantly notice your gentlemanly aura.
Yes. I even went to Whole Foods once. And I have a Mont Blanc pen. And my apatment smells like rich mahogany. I'm clearly a BIG DEAL.
el oh el. I mean, you're only 24 so I'll cut you some slack, but once you achieve anything near quasi-mini-baller status you'll realize that you don't need to give a fuck about what other people think.
I see many young men that don't know the first thing about cars, watches, shoes, suits, scotches, briefcases etc. Sometimes I wonder if there are still people like this in the world. (Until I get in a bidding war on ebay) Is men dressing poorly cyclical? or are we just doomed?
I assume that you get equally upset when you meet young men who don't know their Homer and Virgil by heart (in the original Greek and Latin, obviously).
Your colleagues aren't giving you a hard time. They are trying to gently tell you that your clothing choices are negatively affecting your image at work. You're lucky. In many industries you would have just been fired or written off completely. It is possible that will still happen to you (and likely that you've already put yourself in a pretty big hole). You seem to have a sense that you have a problem, but you don't know what it is. It isn't your clothing. Its that you don't get corporate culture. You don't understand why its important. I think you are likely to learn a hard lesson soon.
What don't I get about it? Please enlighten me...
If you get a colleague who thinks he's Charles Bronson shitting on your style, take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. Everybody jumps. He falls down screaming, blood squirts out of his nose, nobody says fucking shit after that.
You might get some bitch talk shit to you, but give her a look like you're gonna smash her face next, watch her shut the fuck up.
Now if it's your boss, that's a different story. He knows better than to fuck around, so if he's giving you static, he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. If you wanna dress like a gentleman and he ain't down with that, cut off one of his fingers. The little one. Then tell him his thumb's next. After that he'll tell you if he wears ladies underwear.
Charles Bronson? Sounds more like Harvey Keitel's orientation talk in Reservoir Dogs.
Edited by comrade - 5/11/14 at 9:07pm