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Energy Drinks for the personable tweaker.

post #1 of 15
6/26/07 at 8:13pm
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I am 3/4 of the way through a Tab energy drink at the moment, and can actually feel my penis beginning to retract. It tastes awful, but it was free.

I would like to vouch for Full Throttle and Full Throttle: Fury, both of which will make you look like inexcusable white trash. They taste like liquefied Gummi Worms with a cigarette aftertaste. I would also like to recommend BooKoo energy drink, in the event that you can locate it. I swigged about five of these while waiting for a Dungen show to begin a few years ago and the effects were a bit like smokeable cocaine.
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post #2 of 15
6/26/07 at 8:24pm


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post #3 of 15
6/26/07 at 9:58pm
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It's good to see that you've anchored your energy odyssey with a Dewski -- you don't want to get in over your head.
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post #4 of 15
6/27/07 at 12:01am
Bawls = Delicious.

Also provides endless sophisticated humor.
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post #5 of 15
6/27/07 at 12:29am
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hahah... that is my ashy elbow reclining on the couch, and probably my mountain dew as well. Although I'm fond of the 1liter widemouth bottles. (2 for $2.50 at the gas station right now) So maybe that was Bishop's dew.
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post #6 of 15
6/27/07 at 1:04am
What the hell is a "personable tweaker"?
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post #7 of 15
6/27/07 at 1:21am
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What the hell is a "personable tweaker"?

The kind wot doesn't steal your electronics for a hit.
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post #8 of 15
6/27/07 at 1:44am
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The kind wot doesn't steal your electronics for a hit.


Or at least, the kind that will own up to it the next day.
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post #9 of 15
6/27/07 at 4:42am
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post #10 of 15
6/27/07 at 4:50am
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The kind wot doesn't steal your electronics for a hit.

You mean one who doesn't "jack on" like Bender?
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post #11 of 15
6/28/07 at 3:02am
Whats in the drinks apart from the regular taruine, caffiene mix ?
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post #12 of 15
6/28/07 at 3:06am
Well the one we were drinking during our Guitar Hero marathon also contains Malt Liquor.

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post #13 of 15
6/28/07 at 3:08am
one of my favorite funny pictures

this was me a couple years ago, I had a bottle of bawls and thought it would be funny to go to Dicks Hamburgers with some friends so I could put the bawls in a cup with my lunch. In effect I was "Eating Dicks and Cupping Bawls" it sounds funny to young college students.
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post #14 of 15
3/15/09 at 7:26am
Monster and Red Bull are my favorite

though 'red bull cola' is neither red bull nor cola... and tastes like utter trash
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post #15 of 15
3/15/09 at 9:08am
Lightweights.

A couple of 6 hour Powershots and a pot of double brewed construction grade coffee is the ticket for heart palpitating, go man go, what's next, take on the world, could pack concrete by standing on a board rush from Hell.

Disclaimer: I am not the Surgeon General and this Really Bad Advice, if taken, is all on your own ass.
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