I would like to personally thank you for asking this question
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I'm confused. It's closed, but it is 95% off? Is this online?
Completely off topic. an affluent community that is attached to a major metropolitan area is rife for this type of thievery. It's low risk and high reward. A small, isolated town that has low petty crime rates not just there, but also in neighboring areas, are the only real "safe" places. And gated communities, but even there, the security is artificial and porous.
Let's stop calling people dumbasses, even when you feel that they really deserve it, K?