Here you go Rudals...fresh out da box...
- Hello, this is Mr Noodles from Washington DC, could I speak to Mark please?
- This is Mark. How may I help you, sir?
- Good day. Mr Cleaver from Derbyshire recommended me to you.
- Cleaver? That c*nt? Where is the f*cker now? I'll come and wring his neck, the slimy b*st*rd! I'll tear that little f*ker a new *rseh0le!! Just give me five minutes with the f*cking...
- [hangs up]
noodlepose (Click to show)
That should be your signature pose from now on.