You pronounce garage as "Yo-ghurt"?!
Caustic Man, Willing to Learn has made it abundantly clear in 9/10th of posts that he seeks a high ROI on the posts he reads, seeking ones with a strong core message and that contribute to the collective knowledge of the forum. You should not be wasting his time, as he is a busy man and makes more investing in an hour than you do in a year. A man like that does not have time to trifle with digressions, jokes, inquisitive debate, nostalgic diatribes, banter, tit-for-tat, boring interludes, ass & titties, or any combination of the above. He wants to know where to get the best ancient thirst and get it now, and you would do well to give him the info he so rightly deserves as a lifetime paying member of the StyleForum Elite Gold Package. He did not sign up to this boutique service only to have a bunch of penniless academics burden his inbox with rhetoric. So could you please, in layman's terms, give him the deets? When is NSM coming to Manhattan, how much is a pair of cashmere pantaloons, and is it worth going to TipTop in Brooklyn to get old woolen rolls from the 1960s? if you could make snappy with the answers, we could finally get this forum moving and get us all dressed and onto the next mission, which is compensating for our lack of inherent libido by clobbering women with our paychecks and John Lobb Paris shoe trees.
I see the problem. I neither get a paycheck nor do I have shoe trees. Like , I simply insert smaller shoes into my shoes. I suggest we petition to change his name to NotWillingToDoAnythngButLearn, or if there is a character limit, JohnBoy will do.