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ITT: Lots of grist for the #styfodude mill.
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Originally Posted by Claghorn View Post
Phallus is just plain fun to say at a bar, especially at loud volumes. 

Claghorn at a bar: "So I'm porkin her yoni so hard with my phallus, right?! And..."

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Getting all sorts of confused imagery here. Picturing Claghorn telling his mulato slave to "Please show me your vagina" while wearing a DB suit while Isolation looks on and comments, "Good form, chap."

 

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Speaking as a mulatto, I am not particularly offended by Clag's use of it, but it is a bit odd. Which he acknowledges. I think he does well to refrain from its use with people he doesn't know well. I'm not personally familiar with anyone who self-identifies as multiracial or multicultural. Both terms I would use to describe a population, not a person. Because of my age and where I grew up, I've been externally identified as black or, not as commonly, biracial.

As for phallus and yoni, if it works for Mr. and Mrs. Claghorn, who am I to argue?

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Originally Posted by Koala-T View Post

Claghorn at a bar: "So I'm porkin her yoni so hard with my phallus, right?! And..."

So long as he doesn't say, "My lingam is cosmic, and when it's in her yoni, the world is re-created", I'm fine (shades of Uma Maheshvara . . .).
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Yeah, my mulatto ex uses "pussy" exclusively. And I'm not getting into the terms Mr. and Mrs. Claghorn use currently.
Edited by Claghorn - 10/24/15 at 5:42pm
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Thanks to Clag for pointing me in the direction of Exquisite Trimmings.
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Thread Starter 
You are most welcome! I know the realization the sale was in pounds hurt, but I hope time has taken some sting out of the bill? The tie looks excellent (as do the others, I trust).
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Yeah, my mulatto ex uses "pussy" exclusively. And I'm not getting into the terms Mr. and Mrs. Claghorn use currently.

 

Discretion is the better part of valor. Claghorn has been semi-valorous in the above comment.

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Thread Starter 

 

Archer's ringtone.

http://archer.wikia.com/wiki/Mulatto_Butts

 

Apparently, Krieger's ringtone is "Teutonic Butts"

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Originally Posted by Claghorn View Post

Yeah, my mulatto ex uses "pussy" exclusively. And I'm not getting into the terms Mr. and Mrs. Claghorn use currently.

 

"Let me slip my stitch into your swelled edges."

 

 

"Claghorn, take off that brown tie and come to bed."

"Brown tie? This is my phallus."

 

"Just a minute, darling -- let me slip into something more comfortable."

<Puts on blue blazer>

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I love the Clag toilet seat shots.
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You are most welcome! I know the realization the sale was in pounds hurt, but I hope time has taken some sting out of the bill? The tie looks excellent (as do the others, I trust).
Yes, they're all great - and the sticker shock has worn off.
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Speaking as a mulatto,

 

We knew that just from the earrings.

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Any experience with Suit Supply's 100% cashmere? (Colombo, I believe). Seems way too cheap, but feels really quite nice.

 

http://eu.suitsupply.com/en_GB/jackets/jort-blue-plain-jacket/C875.html?cgid=Jackets&prefn1=material&prefv1=Cashmere

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