I did suggest to @GuP that he consider your Vass's.
The "Someone Should Buy This" thread is a good one. Helps push back the tide, as it were.
Have you tried giving it a good brushing with a good clothes brush?
I think it's that this is the lightest of his Formosas and thus the silhouette is emphasized more. He wore a Formosa the other day that didn't have the same effect at all. Mrs. Noodles has commented that all his Formosas fit like that and it's just the lightness of this that makes it stand out (so she agrees with me, in other words, about the color. It actually frustrates Noodles how often his wife and I agree on things ).
But in the end:
It is still an excellent suit and Noodles should wear it without worry.
He should not have a picnic attack and sell it for pennies on the dollar.
Naughty, naughty. Though I do have a story about Korean condoms you might be interested in.