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@venividivicibj
I wanted a light brown. The pants will be hard to match to an odd jacket.

@Newcomer
I appreciate your feedback.
I stood naked in front of my wife and asked am I pear shaped? Or do I have a big large hip? She thought it was a ridiculous question and answered no to both questions but said that I have somewhat narrow shoulders. I want to deny that I am pear shaped.

Now that I think about it, I do wear my pants quite low. When waywrn pix did not show the "puddle" was when I wore my pants up high. I hate my flat ass. The "puddle" is caused by lack of buttocks, according to a reliable tailor. One way to fix it is to lift the pants only in the back.
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When I ask my wife if I'm hotter than Brad Pitt she always says yes... that doesn't mean I am.
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So you've asked her that multiple times?
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Every time we have sex - so about three times a year.
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I see you're still in the honeymoon phase
post #25311 of 37395
His trousers fit problems are well known here. Everybody and his dog have been telling Noodles to get high rise trousers and/or suspenders and what does he do? Buy low rise trousers worn on the hip with a belt....
post #25312 of 37395
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@venividivicibj
I wanted a light brown. The pants will be hard to match to an odd jacket.

Try these? http://www.dapperclassics.com/Shop/100-fresco-merino-wool-coffee. They are 20% right now. Leaves you some spare change for butt implants.

That said, I thought the pants you have would work with light or dark SCs. Tan, navy, dark brown. The butt implants would obviously help.
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Also, your trouser fit may not always be perfect. That is OK. We are not all super rexy like Murl and Vox, and our trousers may not fall perfectly / looks amazing unless we bespeak.

 

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Thread Starter 
Betel and Vox have two of the best trouser falls around. Unless they cheat and shift around until they get a clean fall for a picture (true fact: someone once PMed me this advice--which I still do not follow to this day as, though my torso is often straight, my legs are rarely at rest and when they are, they're never straightened)
post #25315 of 37395
My wife says I am ugly and have small eyes so she speaks truth. She more blunt than me...sigh.

P.S.
I hate Murl. I hate the fact that he's a tall, broad shouldered, and fit son of a gong.
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My wife says I am ugly so she speaks truth. She more blunt than me...sigh.


Poor Noodles

 

 

 

 

Have a pigeon

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I hate Murl. I hate the fact that he's a tall, broad shouldered, and fit son of a gong.

 

2 of these things are relatively fixable.

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Thread Starter 
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2 of these things are relatively fixable.

Are you suggesting we chop Murl's legs off at the knee at force feed the man cake for the next six months?
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I stood naked in front of my wife and asked am I pear shaped? Or do I have a big large hip?
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When I ask my wife if I'm hotter than Brad Pitt she always says yes... that doesn't mean I am.

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So you've asked her that multiple times?

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Every time we have sex - so about three times a year.

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I see you're still in the honeymoon phase

This thread delivers.
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Are you suggesting we chop Murl's legs off at the knee at force feed the man cake for the next six months?

Please don't...I hate cake.
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