Lol You are literally trying to tell me how often I Should wear my clothes. The simple fact is that my perceptions and priorities are different than yours. You can't explain it away, it just is. I might wear some of my more obscure pieces once a year, maybe less. The way I am it is worth more to have it available for that one time, than to get 100 bucks out of it. This isn't always true of the stuff I own, but it often is. That's just the way I am and that will probably not change much.
WEAR YOUR CLOTHES ALL THE TIME GODDAMMIT!
In reality, yeah, there are a few special/fun items that are probably like that, no? Opera pumps/tuxes/lucky interview tie. etc.