"Noodling" is the act of an impulse purchase. Sometimes wise, sometimes not.
A "Picnic Attack" is any sort of panicked or emotional outburst. Noodles recently had a picnic attack after his performance review
"Quilting" is threatening to give up, leave, or quit out of exasperation. Rarely followed through (thankfully)
Please don't. The only time I'll say that you've acted legitimately unwisely (as opposed to say, inappropriately or in a way less than good natured) is when you went a little overboard bad mouthing your employer. And the reason this was unwise is that your employer, or those under you, may be aware or may become aware of your presence on here, and those comments can bite you in the ass. Some people have greater levels of anonymity on here than others. archibaldleach could probably brag about how he banged his boss's wife, daughter, and eldest son and be alright. You've not really enough (not that that is a bad thing...you are also more humanized...something that makes your presence very much a benefit to this forum) to go off like that on people who put money in your account and enable your noodling.